IntroductionI originally planned on making this as a YouTube video with clips from the talk shows of Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck, but I was worried YouTube would remove and block it because of copyright violations. So I just turned it into a blog entry. Please share this with your friends, including your conservative friends.
This blog post is divided into sections. Each conservative "hero" will get his own section. Sources are put at the end of each section. This shouldn't be considered a defense of the Democrats by any means. One day I plan on posting another entry with the same concept, only this one will attack bourgeois liberal "heroes."
Please read this part. When I call someone “uneducated” and criticize someone for having no higher education, I’m *not* saying "uneducated" people are stupid. I’m *not* saying people who didn’t go to a university are stupid. Right-wingers always attack the credibility of people they disagree with by bringing up education. Conservatives usually claim that they know more than someone else (and are more credible and knowledgeable on certain subjects) because they have a higher level of education.
By exposing the following right-wing heroes’ education backgrounds I am exposing the hypocrisy of right-wing logic. I’m saying it is hypocritical for right-wingers to take that elitist stance and then turn around and get their information from an “uneducated” person.I know that some idiot will come along and skip the above paragraph, misunderstand what I'm saying, and accuse me of being an elitist. I'm going to put emphasis on reading the introduction throughout the rest of this post. That way the idiots will not misunderstand me.
Sean HannitySean Hannity only has a high school diploma. He is basically uneducated, and therefore cannot deliver a well-researched, educated opinion on any political or economic matter
according to right-wing logic (see introduction for further clarification). He barely knows what he is talking about
according to Republican and Libertarian logic. Since right-wingers always claim they have more knowledge and credibility due to their education, they are hypocritical for getting information from an “uneducated” man.
Furthermore, Sean Hannity claims that the government has ruined America’s health care system, but at the same time he says America has the greatest health care in the world! Sean, make up your mind. Is it ruined or great?
Hannity also claims the government ruined the education system. However, Gallup polls show seventy-five percent of Americans are "satisfied" or "very satisfied" with their children's school. So what the hell is Hannity talking about? I know the American education system has its flaws, and it isn’t the best by far, but Hannity is over-exaggerating, as well as telling lies, to scare you into being a conservative.
Let’s not forget that Hannity is, or was, close friends with neo-Nazi Hal Turner. He even gave Turner a special guest call-in number so his calls to Hannity’s show on WABC would always get on the air. Sean Hannity, palling around with a potential terrorist.
Sean Hannity once said this:
“Did you notice, in the speech that he gave in Cairo -- now for those that don't know, Hamas, a terrorist organization that has in their charter, you know, a pledge for the destruction of Israel -- that he says Hamas can play a role in the future of the Palestinian people.”
Hannity, outraged, said that on his show a day after Obama’s speech in Cairo. He took the entire section about Hamas in Obama’s speech out of context. What Obama really said was:
“To play a role in fulfilling Palestinian aspirations, to unify the Palestinian people, Hamas must put an end to violence, recognize past agreements, recognize Israel's right to exist.”
Either Hannity screwed that up on purpose for propaganda purposes or he is too lazy to pay attention to news and speeches and shouldn’t be talking politics on TV because of that. Either those two things, or he is just stupid.
And then there was that one time Hannity insisted that Obama took over Fannie and Freddie. Anybody with a memory can tell you the Bush Administration took them over, not Obama.
“(The Obama administration was) actually bragging,” Hannity once said. “They said, 'Well, we created 150,000 new jobs.' I was like 'Where did you go to school? You must have been to a government school,'” Hannity continued. Keep in mind that this asshole always rambles on about evil elitists, and then he goes and insults people who can’t afford private school. He just called millions of regular people stupid. That hypocrite, that elitist Sean Hannity.
And let’s not forget the episode of Hannity and Colmes from September 10, 2008. Keep in mind that the American economic troubles were a hot news topic around that time. This took place around the time of the government bailouts, when everyone knew the American economy was in trouble. So, in this video, Hannity is denying that the US economy is in trouble when it clearly is. Here is the address to a page with the video:
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/11/hannity-meltdown/
Hannity Section Sources:
http://www.denverpost.com/opinion/ci_10071568
Kurtz, Howard (January 14, 2002). "Radio's New Right-Fielder". Washington Post.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/23/sean-hannity-confronted-o_n_92961.html
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/11/hannity-meltdown/
http://ihatehannity.com/latest/hannity-steyn-misrepresent-obamas-comments-on-hamas.html
http://ihatehannity.com/latest/hannitys-new-false-talking-point-obama-decided-to-take-over-fannie-take-over-freddie.html
http://ihatehannity.com/latest/regular-guy-hannity-smears-public-school-students-again.html
Rush Limbaugh“Most of us here in the media are what I consider infotainers.... Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.”
--Al Franken at the White House Correspondents' Dinner (4/23/94)
Rush Limbaugh, like Sean Hannity, only has a high school diploma. Therefore, he is just a loudmouth and not an expert. Again, I’m not saying “uneducated” people are stupid. Conservatives think higher education makes you more credible and knowledgeable, and always say something stupid like, "Oh, I'm right because I'm more educated than you," but they hypocritically take "uneducated" Limbaugh seriously! (See introduction for further details.)
As Limbaugh complained about how the laws against drug abuse weren’t harsh enough, he completely ignored his own addiction to pain killers, Oxycontin in particular. Oxycontin has negative psychological effects, so we must wonder what kind of state his mind was in when he said a lot of the things conservatives know and love him for.
"…. yet Mount Pinatubo has put 570 times the amount of chlorine into the atmosphere in one eruption than all of man-made chlorofluorocarbons in one year.” - Rush Limbaugh
We should also take note that in one of the books Limbaugh wrote, he said Mt. Pinatubo put 1,000 times the amount of man-made CFC’s in the air. In the quote I just showed, which is from Nightline, he said only 570. I guess Limbaugh lies so much he can’t even keep up with his own fairy-tales. Rush said all of that when he was arguing against liberals about man-made pollution in the ozone. Unfortunately for Limbaugh, he is wrong.
"Chlorine from natural sources is soluble, and so it gets rained out of the lower atmosphere," the journal called Science explained.
Limbaugh doesn’t rely on actual scientists and updated/new research for his information on pollution, global warming, etc, but rather on only one old book from Dixy Lee Ray. It’s some research, but not enough to take him seriously.
This is funny. Limbaugh actually said this.
"The poorest people in America are better off than the mainstream families of Europe."
Again, he is telling lies. The average cash income of the poorest 20 % of Americans is $5,226. The average cash income of four major European nations--Germany, France, United Kingdom and Italy--is $19,708.
Limbaugh also said, "It has not been proven that nicotine is addictive.”
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop's 1988 report on nicotine addiction left the public with no doubts that it was addictive. Nicotine addiction has been reported in medical journals and studies since the turn of the century.
Here is a big one though. Rush said, "Women were doing quite well in this country before feminism came along."
Women couldn’t even vote before feminism came along. I knew it, Limbaugh doesn’t want certain people to vote. He wants a far right-wing dictatorship!
A spokesman for the Marathon County GOP was fired from his position for criticizing Limbaugh. So Limbaugh is now, either directly or indirectly, causing people to be purged from the Republican party. Let’s see, who else got people purged from their party? Hitler did!


Sources for Limbaugh Section:
"Rush is Always Right." USA Weekend, 24-January 26, 1992, p. 7
http://www.bradleyreport.net/commentary/StonedRush.htm
http://www.womenstreatmentprogram.com/oxycontin-addiction.php
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1895
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#31073627
Glenn BeckGlenn Beck also has only a high school diploma. He took some university classes, but he dropped out. That lazy quitter! (See introduction for further details on how education relates to right-wing stupidity.)
Glenn Beck once said, “because if you’re an ugly woman, you’re probably a progressive as well.” Great. Beck just stereotyped all supposedly ugly women and all progressives. That is kind of sexist, and definitely closed minded. Besides, there isn’t one set definition of beauty. It’s just an opinion, and Glenn Beck’s opinion is obviously very messed up.
Glenn Beck once told a 7 year-old black girl that he’d buy her a plane ticket to Africa if she promised to never come back! Why would you say such a racist thing to a small child?
On a show called “The View,” Glenn Beck basically admitted that he never checks his facts before speaking on his show.
Glenn Beck once criticized the president for using a teleprompter, but Glenn Beck himself uses a teleprompter! Ironic? No, just hypocritical!
Glenn Beck once said that professional wrestling was bad, immoral, and tasteless programming due to all of the violence and mature material it contains. Glenn Beck obviously likes horror and monster movies because he once compared fighting with liberals to fighting a vampire in a horror movie. He went into graphic detail about driving a stake into the vampire's heart. Vampire and monster movies are on TV almost as much as wrestling, and they are just as violent, adult, and immoral. Glenn Beck hates wrestling but likes something just as violent and mature?! How hypocritical.
Beck also once mocked Obama's aunt because she had a limp and uses a cane.
Glenn Beck Section sources:
http://thecurvature.com/2008/02/16/offensive-remark-of-the-week-glenn-beck-thinks-he-can-call-other-people-ugly-edition/
http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_5845&pageNum=6
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/20/whoopi-goldberg-calls-gle_n_205845.html
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#30732866
Ron PaulLet’s face it, he is over 70 years old and he will never be president. He has been running for a long, long time and still hasn’t gotten anywhere. He might die in office if he ever becomes president.
Ron Paul doesn’t have any form of education in economics, but Paul and his loyal supporters are always going on about capitalism. Now I’m not saying people who lack a glorified scrap of toiletpaper, I mean degree, aren’t knowledgeable about certain subjects. But according to supporters of the status-quo, a degree is everything only when it is convenient to them. So going by their elitist standards, Ron Paul is qualified to be my doctor but neither my president nor my economics teacher. (See introduction for further details.)
Paul opposed giving medals to Rosa Parks and other individuals because it would cost the taxpayers too much money, but he wanted to give medals to all the veterans who fought in the Cold War. This would cost at least $240 million according to the Department of Defense. Medals for all the Cold War veterans would cost a lot more than medals for individuals. So he doesn’t want to spend some of your money on medals, he wants to spend a lot! If he was a real libertarian wouldn’t he just say the “free market” could come up with a way of providing these medals?
Ron Paul voted to exclude the internet as a form of public communication. He doesn’t understand the issue of net neutrality, and he voted against it. He voted on something he doesn’t understand! When you don’t understand something, you should abstain. He just blindly hopes that the free market can solve the issue. He wants to gamble with your right to use the internet, which is your portal to information that might be limited elsewhere.
Ron Paul supports the old, worthless policy of isolationism (non-interventionism as some call it) that the US once had. Isolationism never worked, just look at American history during it‘s isolationist years. WW1, WW2, come on, don’t be stupid. Isolationism doesn’t work. You’ll always get sucked into something stupid, isolationist or not. Hell, even during those isolationist years America was waging illegal wars. It took over the Philippines, it intervened in Panama, etc. Don’t be stupid, isolationism is a lie and it would never work.
I'm not saying the US should intervene in, or invade, other countries either. I'm just pointing out Ron Paul's idiocy.
Ron Paul Section Sources:
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/cityregion/s_513029.html
http://www.theseminal.com/2007/12/30/ron-paul-lets-spend-240-million-on-commemorative-medals/
http://peterepublic.org/archives/2007/11/ron_paul_on_net_neutrality_internet_taxing_and_video_games.html
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2008/jan2008/deba-j07.shtml
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_non-interventionism